"Transportainment" (n.): The merging of pastimes or leisure activities with a vehicle in motion.
Ex. i) Cocktail party on a yacht bound for Costa Rica (Yachts mustn't be docked or anchored)
ii) Watching a football game with friends while riding a horse
iii) High-stakes poker tournaments on hovercrafts
iv) Live samba groups in every car of a train destined for Oswald Cruz station, Rio de Janeiro
Please draw your attention to the 4th example of transportainment, it is the pertinent example for this blog post.
Hopefully when we put the words "Samba" & "Train" together, you can make some kind of mental picture because there's really no time or willingness to explain those terms further. An audio recording mixed with photos & a video have been included to grant you a more vivid overview of the experience.
There was a mild, throbbing excitement to do a thorough review of "Trem do Samba" because it was utterly fantastic... but something recently crept into the room, came up behind my motivation and slit open it's throat with a machete. Now, the only energy left is reserved for watching funny animal videos on Youtube, like the one Jasmine showed me where a mother duck and ALL her ducklings get blown away by the wind. Heart-breaking and hilarious, just like life.
So, instead of wasting everyone's time, let's just say 90% of this event was completely phenomenal and you should go sometime. I'll wrap up the post by telling you about the 10% that was not so brilliant.
1) At the meat place, you'll see it in the video, you're led to believe that the meat is delicious, plentiful and cheap. It ended up being mediocre, inadequate and expensive. We're not sure if it was expensive for everyone or we'd been hit by the "gringo tax" that seems to rear it's head semi-frequently.
2) We met a friendly, older gentleman who conversed with us at length in Portuguese. We liked him. The peculiar part was when he introduced us to his daughter like this....... "this is my daughter, she's 13, she has a baby." She then fetched the infant, which had probably been born 15 minutes earlier. Why was it so floppy and pink? The awkwardness left when they did. I joke because it's the only way not to cry (seriously!)
If you get through the first 1:30 of video and sound, then be prepared for a special treat at the end. It's included because some things are just too sexy to keep locked away from the world. Also enjoy the unrelated duck-blowing video that is the main culprit for causing a mediocre blog post.